Welcome to the Theatre of Dreams,
Where Legends make nightmares for any other team.
Where mythical men will take to the stage,
To unite… To inspire… To entertain… To engage.
Some of the greatest names in the games existence,
Led out by the marvel-ous manager and his royal assistant.
From the ginger prince who scores goals galore,
To the Irishman who bends balls round walls.
Several Dutch giants that always stand tall,
And a Bulgarian wizard effortlessly cool on the ball.
Our heroes go beyond the faces on the pitch,
It’s the lives that we help thrive, the places we enrich.
And we’re all coming together in September as one,
As setting on Old Trafford is Catalonia’s favourite son.
Expect dashes of Davids and glimpses of Brazilian brilliance,
With a beast at the back giving defence and resilience.
The fabled few who excel at what most can’t do,
Are heading to Manchester from the Camp Nou.
History doesn’t lie, the past it cannot pretend,
We are United,
We are the Legends.
Poem: Argh Kid
Film: The Mob